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		<title>Comment on She said they don&#039;t look real and I agreed. Now they are wilted in my pocket. Guess they are real. [photo] by Hollie</title>
		<link>http://motherbumper.com/2012/05/she-said-they-dont-look-real-and-i-agreed-now-they-are-wilted-in-my-pocket-guess-they-are-real-photo.html#comment-8194</link>
		<dc:creator>Hollie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 12:02:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sometimes the picked ones from are kids are the very best flowers we get.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes the picked ones from are kids are the very best flowers we get.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Sad Trombone or We&#8217;re The Kind Of Grifters That Use A Baggie Full Of Tangerines by Parent Club</title>
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		<dc:creator>Parent Club</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 18:01:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>After reading this I realize my kids are masters of the short con.  &quot;mommy can I have a drink?&quot; and as soon as I&#039;m in the kitchen they&#039;ve gone grabbed up my tab and start youtubing one direction.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After reading this I realize my kids are masters of the short con.  &#8220;mommy can I have a drink?&#8221; and as soon as I&#8217;m in the kitchen they&#8217;ve gone grabbed up my tab and start youtubing one direction.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Sad Trombone or We&#8217;re The Kind Of Grifters That Use A Baggie Full Of Tangerines by Sherry Carr-Smith</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sherry Carr-Smith</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 13:47:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My husband has no shame, he straight out tells me, &quot;I have no idea what you just said. I wasn&#039;t listening.&quot; So, at least he&#039;s honest?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My husband has no shame, he straight out tells me, &#8220;I have no idea what you just said. I wasn&#8217;t listening.&#8221; So, at least he&#8217;s honest?</p>
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		<title>Comment on Sad Trombone or We&#8217;re The Kind Of Grifters That Use A Baggie Full Of Tangerines by katie</title>
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		<dc:creator>katie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 23:35:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gabriella - question: did we develop this voice when we were first married or when we became a parent? I think there&#039;s a definite correlation and if that&#039;s the case: IT&#039;S NOT OUR FAULT.

xo</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gabriella &#8211; question: did we develop this voice when we were first married or when we became a parent? I think there&#8217;s a definite correlation and if that&#8217;s the case: IT&#8217;S NOT OUR FAULT.</p>
<p>xo</p>
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		<title>Comment on Sad Trombone or We&#8217;re The Kind Of Grifters That Use A Baggie Full Of Tangerines by katie</title>
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		<dc:creator>katie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 23:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I dunno, can&#039;t hear anything over the TROMBONES!!!! *runs crying from the room*

Seriously though, xoxo and every time I kill a small creature with a large vehicle I think of you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I dunno, can&#8217;t hear anything over the TROMBONES!!!! *runs crying from the room*</p>
<p>Seriously though, xoxo and every time I kill a small creature with a large vehicle I think of you.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Sad Trombone or We&#8217;re The Kind Of Grifters That Use A Baggie Full Of Tangerines by Gabriella</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gabriella</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 19:03:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am master of the &quot;won won wonnnn&quot; voice around here...that and procrastination.  Ahhh such a fine woman i am ;-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am master of the &#8220;won won wonnnn&#8221; voice around here&#8230;that and procrastination.  Ahhh such a fine woman i am ;-)</p>
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		<title>Comment on Sad Trombone or We&#8217;re The Kind Of Grifters That Use A Baggie Full Of Tangerines by Redneck Mommy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Redneck Mommy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 14:23:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hah. Your husband and mine sound awfully familiar. 

I think.

It&#039;s hard to tell. As I was reading all I could hear was &#039;won-won-won-won-waaaah&#039; while picturing you running over a gopher. 

Weird, right?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hah. Your husband and mine sound awfully familiar. </p>
<p>I think.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s hard to tell. As I was reading all I could hear was &#8216;won-won-won-won-waaaah&#8217; while picturing you running over a gopher. </p>
<p>Weird, right?</p>
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		<title>Comment on Flicking The Light Switch by Sherry Carr-Smith</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sherry Carr-Smith</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2012 01:25:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just want to reassure you, I&#039;m not a fan of Nickleback. So, we&#039;re good there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just want to reassure you, I&#8217;m not a fan of Nickleback. So, we&#8217;re good there.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Flicking The Light Switch by Ellen - The HIp Vegetarian</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ellen - The HIp Vegetarian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 19:37:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I finally made it over to your blog. I really enjoyed meeting you in person and learning what the pink bear is all about.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I finally made it over to your blog. I really enjoyed meeting you in person and learning what the pink bear is all about.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Flicking The Light Switch by Nadine</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nadine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 03:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dude. Nobody can do it all. It&#039;s the biggest fallacy of our online lives. Those who look like they can do it all are definitely hurting a few people. You can&#039;t have 200 friends that you talk to every day, plus read their blogs, plus leave comments, plus pay attention to your fam. It&#039;s impossible. But no one ever says it out loud.

Here&#039;s what I do know. You are an awesome mom. You are a wicked funny writer and mad talented in general. Take the time in the quiet and see what comes to you. On your own time. There&#039;s still a lot more that the Katie I know has to say.

N</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dude. Nobody can do it all. It&#8217;s the biggest fallacy of our online lives. Those who look like they can do it all are definitely hurting a few people. You can&#8217;t have 200 friends that you talk to every day, plus read their blogs, plus leave comments, plus pay attention to your fam. It&#8217;s impossible. But no one ever says it out loud.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s what I do know. You are an awesome mom. You are a wicked funny writer and mad talented in general. Take the time in the quiet and see what comes to you. On your own time. There&#8217;s still a lot more that the Katie I know has to say.</p>
<p>N</p>
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